"Ms. Frazzle" - Woke Tears Mug

Meet Ms. Frazzle, the once-idealistic teacher now teetering on the edge of sanity, wrangling a classroom of feral children who’ve turned her lesson plans into confetti. This caffeine-fueled educator dreamed of shaping young minds but now spends her days as a glorified babysitter, dodging spitballs, refereeing playground brawls, and shouting “SIT DOWN!” to kids who treat her classroom like a jungle gym. Her frazzled bun, stained cardigan, and thousand-yard stare tell the story of a woman pushed to her limits by pint-sized chaos agents.

Ms. Frazzle’s desk is a fortress of empty coffee mugs, crumpled worksheets, and a hidden stash of chocolate she guards like gold. Her voice, hoarse from repeating instructions, still tries to teach multiplication, but she’s more likely to be breaking up a pencil-sword fight or confiscating contraband slime. She’s one glitter explosion away from losing it entirely, yet somehow, she soldiers on, a reluctant hero in a war against anarchy.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!