"Disgruntled Sam" - Woke Tears Mug

Introducing Disgruntled Sam, the 125% disabled veteran who served his country with unwavering honor, only to return home and discover the world is a circus run by clowns. This grizzled patriot, scarred by battle and bureaucracy, has traded his uniform for a life of solitude, embracing his inner hermit with a scowl that could curdle milk. Nestled in his fortress of solitude—a cabin surrounded by “Keep Out” signs and a meticulously maintained lawn—Patriotic Disgruntled wants nothing more than to be left alone to grill steaks, sip whiskey, and mutter about the state of the nation.

Step on his lawn at your own peril. This isn’t just grass; it’s a sacred boundary, guarded with the vigilance of a hawk and the firepower of a small arsenal. His porch is adorned with faded flags and a rocking chair where he glares at passing clouds, reminiscing about a world that made sense. Veteran Sam isn’t here to make friends—he’s here to protect his peace, one grumpy rant at a time.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!